If you don’t sow in spring, you won’t harvest in autumn.
May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
A bird cannot fly with one wing.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep, we do not sin. When we do not sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s get drunk and go to heaven.
