Joey Adams:
(born Joseph Abramowitz; 6 January 1911 – 2 December 1999). American comedian, vaudevillian, radio host, nightclub performer and author, who was inducted into the New York Friars’ Club in 1977 and wrote the book Borscht Belt in 1973.
An actor is a guy who takes a girl in his arms, looks her tenderly in the eye, and then tells her how wonderful he is.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!