Alphonsus Paulus Johannes Maria:
(Fons) Jansen
(Bussum, 12 October 1925 – Hilversum, 23 March 1991).
Dutch cabaret artist and writer.

Traveling by plane: to save time you spend hours being bored.

What a deception really: making people laugh at the truth.

If everyone is going to say what they think, what will be left of the truth?

When you’re on stage as a man, you’re either gay or playboy. The only freedom you are left with is this: you can choose for yourself.

An eco-friendly defoliant has been found: autumn.
